Here’s a little quiz on trusting your wife:
1. Do you let her pick your clothes for important events? (5 points)
2. Can you let her drive for more than 15 minutes without comment? (10 points)
3. Does your wife balance the checking account? (102 points)
4. Are you currently wearing your hair/beard in a style she chose? (15 points)
5. Have you ever passed off one of her suggestions as your own at work? (50 points)
6. In an all male gathering, have you ever uttered the phrase: “My wife had a great idea last night”? (200 points)
7. Have you ever had sex without contraception because she says, “It’s OK, I won’t get pregnant?” (8124 points)
If you scored above 8000 on this quiz, you are the Man of Steel.
